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Alte Weisheiten

  • Der frühe Vare trinkt das erste Bier, es sei denn der späte Vare ist noch hier.
  • Man soll nicht die Flasche im Sack kaufen.
  • Trinkt, Freunde, trinkt!
  • Uldveys Nippel reiben (wenn Bier verschüttet wurde)

Varisches Redegut

  • Eine Vision holen (für Schiffen gehen)
  • A (varische Grundvokabel "Positiv")
  • U (varische Grunvokabel "Negativ")
  • O (varische Grundvokabel "Überraschender Moment")
  • Wer is dem?
  • Was das denn?!?
  • Husten (für rauchen)
  • Eins... (wenn etwas umgeworfen wurde)
  • Trinkt, ihr Narren!
  • Wollen Hose kaufen? (Hose = Aschgefäß)
  • Wollen volle Hose kaufen?
  • Auf Vorin! Auf den Boden!
  • Dieser Satz kein Verb - abgewandelt zu:
    • Dieser Kopf kein Hirn
    • Dieser Satz kein Wort
    • D (neue varische Grundvokabel "Dieser Satz kein Sinn")
  • Warte... warte... warte... jetzt!
  • Denk mal drüber nach!
  • Trink mal drüber nach!
  • Eine Nacht drüber nachtrinken