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* Wer is dem?
 
* Wer is dem?
 
* Was das denn?!?
 
* Was das denn?!?
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* Husten (für rauchen)
 
* Den Piraten machen (bei Nacht schlafen gehen)
 
* Den Piraten machen (bei Nacht schlafen gehen)
* Husten (für rauchen)
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* Fröhlichen Bo-Tag! (nicht geschlafen)
 
* Eins... (wenn etwas umgeworfen wurde)
 
* Eins... (wenn etwas umgeworfen wurde)
 
* Trinkt, ihr Narren!
 
* Trinkt, ihr Narren!
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* Nicht klatschen - trinken!
 
* Wollen Hose kaufen? (Hose = Aschgefäß)
 
* Wollen Hose kaufen? (Hose = Aschgefäß)
 
* Wollen volle Hose kaufen?
 
* Wollen volle Hose kaufen?
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* Trink mal drüber nach!
 
* Trink mal drüber nach!
 
* Eine Nacht drüber nachtrinken
 
* Eine Nacht drüber nachtrinken
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==Prinzipien==
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* Das "Uldvey-Alleine-Im-Wald-Prinzip" (einer geht ohne die anderen voran)
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* Das "Lyria-Hüpft-Durch-Den-Wald-Prinzip" (alleine im Wald aufs Maul kriegen) ;)

Latest revision as of 10:21, 18 May 2011

Alte Weisheiten

  • Der frühe Vare trinkt das erste Bier, es sei denn der späte Vare ist noch hier.
  • Man soll nicht die Flasche im Sack kaufen.
  • Trinkt, Freunde, trinkt!

Neue Weisheiten

  • Piraten gehen früh ins Bett
  • Uldveys Nippel reiben (wenn Bier verschüttet wurde)

Varisches Redegut

  • Eine Vision holen (für Schiffen gehen)
  • A (varische Grundvokabel "Positiv")
  • U (varische Grunvokabel "Negativ")
  • O (varische Grundvokabel "Überraschender Moment")
  • Viva Vorin! Viva Wutze!
  • Wer is dem?
  • Was das denn?!?
  • Husten (für rauchen)
  • Den Piraten machen (bei Nacht schlafen gehen)
  • Fröhlichen Bo-Tag! (nicht geschlafen)
  • Eins... (wenn etwas umgeworfen wurde)
  • Trinkt, ihr Narren!
  • Nicht klatschen - trinken!
  • Wollen Hose kaufen? (Hose = Aschgefäß)
  • Wollen volle Hose kaufen?
  • Auf Vorin! Auf den Boden!
  • Dieser Satz kein Verb - abgewandelt zu:
    • Dieser Kopf kein Hirn
    • Dieser Satz kein Wort
    • D (neue varische Grundvokabel "Dieser Satz kein Sinn")
  • Warte... warte... warte... jetzt!
  • Denk mal drüber nach!
  • Trink mal drüber nach!
  • Eine Nacht drüber nachtrinken

Prinzipien

  • Das "Uldvey-Alleine-Im-Wald-Prinzip" (einer geht ohne die anderen voran)
  • Das "Lyria-Hüpft-Durch-Den-Wald-Prinzip" (alleine im Wald aufs Maul kriegen) ;)